In other important election news, Celebuzz is currently polling the world on who is the "hottest Ashley." Now, ALL Ashleys are kinda hot, but the answer to this one is obvious. And yet, right now A. Greene is losing to A. Tisdale! I wasn't totally sure who that was, so I had to look her up. She appears to be a professional bikini-wearer? This will not stand. Get out of the gutter Mr. Poe, you have another vote to cast! Seriously, you can vote for that one as many times as you like so go crazy.
Finally, Ashley Greene is in yet another important poll: Hello Magazine's "Most Attractive Woman" of the month. She's winning that one, neck-and-neck with Cheryl Cole but far and away ahead of Jennifer Connelly and Sam Faiers (this is a fairly arbitrary cross-section of white women, go figure). And even though you COULD ensure a stable margin of victory by voting multiple times, I wouldn't if I were you. The site warns that "votes are checked for inconsistencies before publication of results." Hahaha, sure. Glad you guys are doing your due diligence over there at Hello Magazine. ("The Democratic process of electing a hot woman out of a random set of four must be preserved at all cost!"-Thomas Jefferson)