But anyway, I'm not going to investigate that shit, that is for the Tom Haverfords of the world and I am more of a Ron Swanson. The point is, it's Ashley Greene's birthday this weekend. Happy birthday, Ashley Greene! Many happy (box office) returns!
(Let me take a moment here to randomly endorse the Twitter feed of AG's friend and party guest Andrea Kelley, who is clearly AG's coolest friend. I am basing my opinion purely on this tweet: "Fuck, I love Thom Yorke.")
In terms of Breaking Dawn, these last two weeks we've been slogging through some pretty boring crap. It's getting better, though. We're almost out of this, I can feel it. But in the meantime, if you want to discuss ridiculous vampire/werewolf biology, the squandered feminist potential of Leah Clearwater, or the pros and cons of Jacob as a narrator, now would be a great time. Or, in the comments, you can just speculate as to what Alice, Jasper, and Emmett have been up to lately, as I did here.
I'm going to continue to try and connect the many threads I've started over these last few months. Usually the impetus to do so comes from strange places. Like Justin Bieber going off-script about abortion, or crazed fans writing Real Person Fanfiction. If you have not read "Maybe It's Not Too Late" and my thoughts on it, please do. I need other people to reckon with that thing.